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Monica Palacios  // Posts tagged as "Monica Palacios"

25 Apr Posted by in Robin Lowey | Comments Off on See Monica Palacios’ Show SF, Mi Amor!

See Monica Palacios’ Show SF, Mi Amor!

See Monica Palacios’ Show SF, Mi Amor!

If there is one show you really don’t want to miss its Monica Palacios’ San Francisco, Mi Amor! Playing this weekend at Brava Theater Center, San Francisco April 28 & 29, 2023. 7:30PM. I saw the show and was rolling in the aisles at the hilarity of Monica’s take the early days in SF when […]

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05 Oct Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on That Time Melissa Etheridge Gave Me 5 Minutes

That Time Melissa Etheridge Gave Me 5 Minutes

That Time Melissa Etheridge Gave Me 5 Minutes

Did I tell you about the time I met Melissa Etheridge and asked her if I could do a 5-minute comedy set before her show? Yeah–I did. So it’s Summer 1985 and I am in Los Angeles with my friend Vivian who is trying to convince me that I should move from San Francisco to […]

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09 May Posted by in LESBIAN HUMOR, Monica Palacios | Comments Off on A Queer Mother’s Day Story

A Queer Mother’s Day Story

A Queer Mother’s Day Story

Greeting customers with my voice using the mic made me feel like I had a talk show….with burgers and fries. “Would you like a hot apple pie with your meal….How about some large fries with that?…..Are you single?”

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05 Sep Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Two Words: Sock Bra

Two Words: Sock Bra

Two Words: Sock Bra

I read the decorative tag revealing that the bra was made out of soft stretchy micro fabric: 95% nylon and 5% yak hair.

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27 Mar Posted by in LESBIAN HUMOR, Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Lesbian Orgasms! A Dog’s Best Friend

Lesbian Orgasms! A Dog’s Best Friend

Lesbian Orgasms! A Dog’s Best Friend

There are no boundaries with lesbians and their precious furry friends. And that’s why during our love-making sessions, us gals experience canine interruptus.

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03 Aug Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Monica Palacios: A Lesbian Packing Primer

Monica Palacios: A Lesbian Packing Primer

Monica Palacios: A Lesbian Packing Primer

Packing for a trip is painful. It’s equivalent to shopping for bras—you gotta do it, there’s a lot of huffing and puffing and eventually your nipples get pinched—and not in a good way. It takes me all day to pack. I put stuff in my suitcase then I take stuff out. I try on clothes […]

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25 Jan Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on The Queer Señorita is Sick of Being Sick

The Queer Señorita is Sick of Being Sick

The Queer Señorita is Sick of Being Sick

The last time I had the flu Roosevelt was president. I was always bragging: “I never get sick.” Well two weeks ago, I came down with a hard core case of influenza to the max. When your hair hurts–you know it’s bad. On Monday I was super exhausted, on Tuesday I was coughing all day […]

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22 Dec Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on ‘Carol’ is Caliente!

‘Carol’ is Caliente!

‘Carol’ is Caliente!

Who needs a stripper on a pole when you can experience the most exquisite sexual build up between two people in the history of film with the new period drama Carol. Our girl Cate Blanchett does an outstanding job as 1950s socialite Carol Aird, a woman who is going through a bitter divorce as she […]

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15 Nov Posted by in Monica Palacios | Comments Off on Check my new show ‘SF Mi Amor!’

Check my new show ‘SF Mi Amor!’

Check my new show ‘SF Mi Amor!’

San Francisco State! Go Gators! Any Gators in the house? Let me tell you how I got to my cable car college. I was a freshman at Yuba College in northern California—you have that confused look on your face. It’s the city college in Marysville—you still have that confused look on your face. I really […]

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30 Oct Posted by in Robin Lowey | Comments Off on Monica Palacios’ Queer Comedy in SF!

Monica Palacios’ Queer Comedy in SF!

Monica Palacios’ Queer Comedy in SF!

San Francisco, Mi Amor! The 80’s: Queer Comedy, Taquerias, The Castro, The Mission, Mullets & Shoulder Pads So Wide You Could Fly! I first saw Monica perform as one half of the ‘Only Latin Female Comedy Duo in the Universe’  alongside Marga Gomez. It was 1985 at Fanny’s in the Castro, where I lived with […]

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